A friends
sister wrote this for an assignment(and tested most of them too):-
HOW TO AMUSE ONESELF IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there's only one other person in the
elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give
you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other
people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell
phone and ask if they know what floor you're on
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting
for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes
to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone
in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever
anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people
if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone
gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and
review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing
them occasionally
14) When the doors close, announce to the
others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce
it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your
forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and
while peering inside, ask, “Do you have enough air in there”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while,
then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it
to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your
stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses
a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for
a while, then announce, I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal
space!"
